The Raven Brothers' Trans-Siberian Adventure
Not expecting to reach Poland, the pioneering brothers miraculously arrived in Vladivostok, Siberia, on the Sea of Japan. They had driven the entire length of the new Amur Highway before it was finished, which spans Russia and Siberia over a 6,200-mile stretch of cracked tarmac and potholes. They also crossed the notorious Zilov Gap on the border with Asia. This 400-mile (640-kilometer) swamp was long considered impassable.
Along the way, our faithful heroes drink vodka with Chechen criminals, avoid highway robbery, trade banana-flavored condoms with Russian cops, meet the eccentric and plain weird at truck stops in darkest Siberia, endure torturous road conditions, and race to the finish with the Germans.
In this toe-curling comedy about extreme road trips, The Raven Brothers must confront their worst fears after barely making it through this insane journey.
ROUTE
The United Kingdom.
France.
Germany.
Poland.
Lithuania.
Latvia.
Estonia.
Russia -
St. Petersburg.
Ivanovo.
Nizhny Novgorod.
Kazan.
Yekaterinburg.
Omsk.
Novosibirsk.
Kemerovo.
Krasnoyarsk.
Irkutsk.
(Lake Baikal)
Perm.
Chita.
(Zilov Gap)
Mogocha.
Khabarovsk.
Vladivostok.
Eight time zones.
VEHICLE
1989 Ford Sierra Sapphire.
Miles on the clock: 120,000.
Previous owner: A businessman from Wolverhampton.
Vehicle cost: $500 in cash from a used car dealership.
Condition. Rusty bucket. The engine refuses to turn off, and the tracking moves to the left. Positives: Sunroof.
EQUIPMENT & SUPPLIES
Spare tire.
jack.
oil.
a box of string.
fuses.
rope.
an old bicycle inner tube.
a squeaky foot pump.
tin foil.
exhaust paste.
compass.
sellotape.
Their grandad's screwdriver from the 1930s.
phrasebook.
and the brilliant John "Lofty" Wiseman's SAS Survival Guide.
RISK FACTOR
Seven possible dangerous situations:
1. Break down in the middle of nowhere and get eaten by a pack of wolves or bears.
2. Chased by a group of enraged Siberian forest men.
3. Accidentally skinned alive by nomadic reindeer herders.
4. Robbed by bandits.
5. Cooked in a forest fire.
6. Hit a deep pothole.
7. Get lost in the wilderness forever!